All my life I've had cats and dogs, and once for a week or so, a rabbit. Having pets means entertainment, after all, some of them are just as dumb as the owners. The dog on the farm right now is so dumb I don't even claim it. I'm pretty sure she's not even aware she exists.
Today I was watching one of our cats climb on top of the dog and sit there for a little while. One would think a dog would realize that there is a cat on top of them right away, but it took the dog at least 1 minute to realize it and when she did, chased after the cat.
Our collie that we had before this idiot dog actually tripped in a ditch while running full speed. Sounds a little cruel, but that has to be one of the funniest sites I have ever seen. That was the last time he chased the car down the driveway.
Cats are a little more graceful, especially when they are falling off the deck. True most of our cats were inbreds, but I'd say 1 in 15 that we have had has fallen off of the deck. That totals to about 4, and that means a lot of cats. A lot of them weren't tame, but of the tame ones here are some names. Pancakes, Waffles, Peaches, Noodles, Fifi, Abby, 3 Mollys (All male), Inky, Moe, Mercedes, Isosceles, Bernice, Boots, Mr. Meow and fifteen 'cats' Four of those are my own creation, I wonder if anyone can pick them out. I will say that I beat Cosmo Kramer to the punch.
Posted by Bryan at February 15, 2004 10:26 PM