Maybe I have read too much Dave Barry, or heard too much of Jerry Seinfeld's comedy, but today I'm going to talk about Cheetos.
Actually it's not just the Cheetos® brand, I myself prefer the Planters® take with the Cheez Mania Cheez Curls in the blue canister. In any case the problem is that they just aren't a friendly snack food. You can't do anything else while eating Cheetos because of the orange goo that forms on ones fingers. One might be able to wipe off their fingers on a napkin, but who wants to take that time while enjoying the cheesy, salty curl?
I have come up with a solution which could solve it if enough people complained to the manufacturers. Give us some disposable gloves for eating them. Cost effective? Probably not. But there is all that space where "product may have settled during shipment," they could easily throw a couple dozen gloves in there and make the bag seem more full. Imagine the possibilities!
But for now I will continue to deal with the orange paste and enjoy, I just can't do it while blogging.
Posted by Bryan at February 9, 2004 01:42 PM